Political Spam of the Day (Limerick)
Political Spam of the Day (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
“Stand by Rush,” shrieks the mail in my box,
Which rails against Rush’s “hard knocks.”
But I don’t give a damn
About GOP spam.
They must think that I like to watch Fox.
(Related Post: Limerick Ode To Rush Limbaugh)
Tags: Advertiser Boycott, Birth Control Limerick, Bullies Humor, Contraceptives, Feminist Limerick, Fox News, Media Humor, Misogyny Satire, Republicans Humor, Rush Limbaugh, Sandra Fluke, Sexism, Sexist Humor, Spam Humor, Talk Radio
Meanwhile who cares about copyright infringement as long as we’re the ones doing it! Otherwise SOPA NOW!!
Says Rush Limbaugh to Rush and Peter Gabriel
Rush’s obvious excitement and pleasure in slandering Sandra Fluke is a hard thing. To limerick about.
The Rush to insult was intense;
He buttered his shorts for two cents.
But in Sandra’s defense,
not a woman relents.
and Limbaugh is left with some dents.
Rush Limbaugh dreams of blue pill extremes,
the more to diss brave Sandra Fluke.
He seems not to know
about birth control, though;
it’s everyday, not just when you ‘fuke’, Puke.
Some Advertisers Suddenly Want To Support Rush Limbaugh
I think this incredibly neat:
A website that helps men to cheat,
buys discounted Rush ad space
at an unusual pace,
and cleans up without taking heat.
Sorry— got carried away.
Thanks VJ for your clever verse and that interesting article!