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The Chastity Chase (Limerick)

When I see a title like this, I pretty much have to write a limerick: Santorum Good for Chastity-Belt Sales? Manufacturer Says, “We’ve Had a Boost”

The Chastity Chase (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Here’s good news for Republican men:
You can guard against gals with a yen
For sex you deem evil
With something primeval:
Yes chastity belts — Curb your hen!

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2 Responses to “The Chastity Chase (Limerick)”

  1. Jolly Roger says:
    February 22, 2012 at 6:39 am

    As the chastity belt sales do rise
    Does matter at all to these guys?
    They’re the party of queens
    As we have all seen
    Though they hide behind closets, and lies

  2. madkane says:
    February 27, 2012 at 5:52 am

    Thanks for your limerick, Jolly Roger!