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Listen To Palin and Annoy Me, Please! (Limerick)

I never thought I’d say this, but please listen to Sarah Palin:

Sarah Palin still hasn’t officially endorsed Newt Gingrich, but she’s making it increasingly clear that she’s pulling for the former House speaker to continue to cause headaches for Mitt Romney.

Her latest bumper-sticker-ready pitch to Republican voters: “Vote for Newt, annoy a liberal.”

Listen To Palin and Annoy Me, Please! (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Annoy Lib’rals, vote Newt — that’s the pitch
That Palin is spouting. How rich!
We’d delight in a Newt
V. Barack race, and root
For Mitt Romney to suffer that glitch.

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3 Responses to “Listen To Palin and Annoy Me, Please! (Limerick)”

  1. Jolly Roger says:
    January 31, 2012 at 4:22 am

    Sarah the larcenous drifter
    Supports Newt who is also a grifter
    She inspires belief
    In the liar and thief
    In a friendship of confidence tricksters

  2. hansi says:
    January 31, 2012 at 11:32 am

    Is Sarah even relevant any more? I don’t know a liberal who wouldn’t love Newt as the GOP candidate. Guaranteed Obama win.
    Jolly Roger said it well; sure was swell, givin’ Sarah some hell.

  3. madkane says:
    February 2, 2012 at 4:32 am

    LOL! Thanks for your comments Hansi and your fun limerick Jolly Roger.