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Beware The Wrath Of Newt (Limerick)

Newt Gingrich is on the warpath against Mitt Romney, just as he promised after being decimated by pro-Romney ads in Iowa. And Newt’s latest South Carolina primary video ad is packed with goodies.

One of my favorites is Romney’s “dog on the roof of his car” escapade. But there’s lots more, including “I like being able to fire people…,” “Corporations are people,” “I’m running for president for pete’s sake, I can’t have illegals,” and “10,000 bet.”

And that’s not even Newt’s only anti-Romney video. Another one hits Romney on his abortion rights hypocrisy.

A vindictive Newt isn’t a pretty picture.

Beware The Wrathful Newt (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Newt Gingrich is on the attack.
His mission’s to Mitt Romney whack.
Revenge is his quest,
And he seeks it with zest.
Yes, the meanie we know has come back.

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2 Responses to “Beware The Wrath Of Newt (Limerick)”

  1. Bob Dinitto says:
    January 12, 2012 at 2:15 am

    Newty and Mitt are at odds
    Over courting Republican nods.
    Although Newty is snooty
    And not such a beauty,
    Mitt’s hypocrisy gives us a pause.

  2. madkane says:
    January 12, 2012 at 2:39 am

    Thanks for your fun limerick, Bob!