Limerick Ode To Rick “Blah” Santorum
Rick Santorum must think we’re stupid. He’s claiming that his racist reference to “black people” and welfare was really a reference to “blah people.”
Limerick Ode To Rick “Blah” Santorum
By Madeleine Begun Kane
If you’re black, Rick Santorum’s a fan.
That’s true, be you woman or man.
But to folks who are “blah”
Rick Santorum says “Nah!”
It’s the “blah” people Ricky will pan.
Tags: Black People, Blah People, Campaign Satire, Election Humor, John King, Racism, Rick Santorum, Welfare
Okay, I’ll be the first to admit that this is pretty obtuse, but RS has it coming:
Rick Santorum denies his atahs
Are on people whom poverty whahs —
As if fair-minded would
See he’s misunderstood.
He’s just too racist to face the fahs.
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Hahaha! Nothstine, it took me a minute. But once I got it, I loved it! Clever!
Rick says he’s born to lead
But you won’t agree if you heed
Funny thing ‘bout Santorum
This name lacks decorum
Just Google Santorum and read
Bill N — I love it!
Alex, thanks for your fun verse.