Limerick Ode To Rick “Blah” Santorum

Rick Santorum must think we’re stupid. He’s claiming that his racist reference to “black people” and welfare was really a reference to “blah people.”

Limerick Ode To Rick “Blah” Santorum
By Madeleine Begun Kane

If you’re black, Rick Santorum’s a fan.
That’s true, be you woman or man.
But to folks who are “blah”
Rick Santorum says “Nah!”
It’s the “blah” people Ricky will pan.

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5 Responses to “Limerick Ode To Rick “Blah” Santorum”

  1. nothstine says:

    Okay, I’ll be the first to admit that this is pretty obtuse, but RS has it coming:

    Rick Santorum denies his atahs
    Are on people whom poverty whahs —
    As if fair-minded would
    See he’s misunderstood.
    He’s just too racist to face the fahs.

    bn

  2. madkane says:

    Hahaha! Nothstine, it took me a minute. But once I got it, I loved it! Clever!

  3. Alex says:

    Rick says he’s born to lead
    But you won’t agree if you heed

    Funny thing ‘bout Santorum
    This name lacks decorum

    Just Google Santorum and read

  4. Johanna Richmond says:

    Bill N — I love it!

  5. madkane says:

    Alex, thanks for your fun verse.