TSA Rules Still Don’t Gel (Limerick)
This TSA incident surely takes the cake:
A woman says an airport security officer in Las Vegas confiscated her frosted cupcake because he thought the icing on it could be explosive.
It seems the TSA agent told her the cupcake’s “frosting was ‘gel-like’ enough to constitute a security risk.”
TSA Rules Still Don’t Gel (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
The TSA rules must be eased
Cuz a cupcake in Vegas was seized.
And when icing on cakes
Is deemed fishy, it makes
All the TSA guys look diseased.
Tags: Air Travel Satire, Airline Limerick, Airline Verse, Airport Humor, Cupcake Threat, Icing On The Cake, Las Vegas, Nevada, Terrorism, Transportation Humor, Transportation Security Administration, Travel Humor, TSA
My goodness! For sanity’s sake!
That TSA agent’s a flake!
If he is advising
We scrape off the icing,
His crazy demand takes the cake!
(Count this incident as reason #571428 why I no longer fly.)
The TSA just doesn’t get it
Icing on cakes shouldn’t sweat it
Instead of ganache
Causing airplanes to crash
It makes passengers happy
Don’t fret it
Thanks for your fun limericks Steve and Bob!