Cain’s Grandstanding Demands (Limerick)
I have to laugh at Herman Cain’s audacious demand for the phone records of extra-marital affair accuser Ginger White.
I presume this is just grandstanding. Because Cain’s lawyer, Lin Wood, surely knows that he has no right to those records, except in the course of litigation discovery. In other words, no lawsuit — no phone record fishing expedition.
Cain’s Grandstanding Demands (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
So did Cain break his marital vow?
He’s demanding the phone records now
Of the gal who accused him.
She ought to refuse him:
No lawsuit? No right! Disallow!
Tags: Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Ginger White, Herman Cain, Law Humor, Lin Wood, Litigation Humor
Spew bluster and bluff
for many that is enough.
Those who don’t get it,
They can again follow Mitt.
The rest of us follow the muff.
~thanks to Kathleen Cole for the inspiration.
(it doesn’t quite work, but what the hey…)
Your damn right he broke his vow
With multiple women and How!
You bet he’s pissed
And demanding that list
But this may soon be his last bow.
Thanks for your fun verse, Hansi and Going Like Sixty!