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Quotable Cain “Limerick”

Here’s my new favorite Republican candidate quote, courtesy of Herman Cain:

“President Obama called for the removal of Gaddafi. Just want to make sure we’re talking about the same thing before I say, yes I agree, I know I didn’t agree. I do not agree with the way he handled it for the following reason — no, that’s a different one. I gotta go back to… Got all this stuff twirling around in my head. Specifically, what are you asking me, did I agree or not disagree with on what?”

Quotable Cain (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Herman Cain’s prez campaign isn’t sterling
Cuz stuff in his head keeps on “twirling.”
He’s learned lessons quite tough:
9-9-9 ain’t enough
When harassment accusals are whirling.

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4 Responses to “Quotable Cain “Limerick””

  1. Jan Freeman says:
    November 16, 2011 at 4:07 am

    Brilliantly funny

  2. madkane says:
    November 17, 2011 at 2:10 am

    Thanks so much, Jan!

  3. hansi says:
    November 17, 2011 at 11:42 am

    There once was a candidate named Cain
    Who strove for an answer in vain
    About all things Libyous
    (He preferred lascivious)
    Which caused a short circuit in his brain.

  4. madkane says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:37 am

    Thanks for your fun limerick, Hansi!