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Limerick Ode To the GOP

Wow! President Obama is a closet limerick writer! Check out this poem “rescued” from the Oval Office trash:

Limerick Ode To the GOP By Barack Obama
“Rescued” By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dear Republicans, thanks for your slate
Of possible pols to debate.
I’ve been worried as hell.
Now you’ve made my hopes swell,
Cuz my years here may well grow to eight.

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6 Responses to “Limerick Ode To the GOP”

  1. Marty B. O'Malley says:
    October 8, 2011 at 10:51 pm

    Don’t you know it is a crime to be stealing peoples’ trash ?

    What kind of limericks did you steal from President Bush ? Cheney?

    I plan to expose your thievery by posting this limerick to my FACEBOOK page.

  2. madkane says:
    October 8, 2011 at 11:12 pm

    Marty, I did something better than stealing limericks from Bush and Cheney: Dubya’s Dayly Diary.

  3. daisy mae simon says:
    October 9, 2011 at 11:55 am

    Ok, when do you sleep?? SERiously! How do you keep the creativity and satire and wit just flowing, one right after another, especially when the news is so grim? I don’t know WHAT we would do without you, Mad!

  4. madkane says:
    October 17, 2011 at 1:52 am

    Thanks, Daisy! I’m not so good with the sleeping. :)

  5. doug urbanski says:
    November 15, 2011 at 10:12 am

    “At tonight’s Republican debate, former Godfather’s Pizza CEO Herman Cain was given the center seat. You can tell Cain was in the center because he was wearing one of those little plastic tables that protects the cheese.” –Jimmy Fallon

  6. madkane says:
    November 17, 2011 at 2:16 am

    I think I prefer Fallon’s singer parodies.