Naked Campaigning (Limerick)
Some folks are offended by Scott Brown’s “Thank God” retort to Elizabeth Warren’s she kept her clothes on joke. But this feminist isn’t.
I think Elizabeth Warren is great, but in response to a debate question, she did make a mild nudity joke at Scott Brown’s expense. So in that context, I just didn’t find Brown’s remark especially outrageous.
But that won’t prevent me from mocking Scott Brown in this limerick:
Naked Campaigning
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Brown nakedly showed us his tude,
As his race for the Senate debuted:
Vote for me and not Warren—
She’s Harvardly foreign.
And I’m cuter than Liz in the nude.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Elizabeth Warren, Feminist Satire, Massachusetts, Nudity, Scott Brown
I agree with you … and very funny limerick. I do neo-nursery rhymes on occasion.
:)
Scott Brown’s prognosis is rough
so he’ll campaign all in the buff;
Liz Warren’s a dame
with a good sense of shame,
and considers good speeches enough.
Brown is the color of turd
Warren’s a quite lovely nerd
If roles were reversed
We could have “Naughty Nurse”
But Brown as a Brain’s quite absurd
should be a ‘keen sense of shame’.
wish there were an edit feature here. ‘Poets’ never leave well enough alone.
Scott Brown’s prognosis is rough
so he’ll campaign all in the buff;
Liz Warren’s a dame
with a keen sense of shame,
and considers good speeches enough
I like this a lot…doesn’t take much to offend some people. in my opinion, of course.☺.
☮ Siggi in Downeast Maine
funny indeed.
:)
Thanks VJB and DocWebster for your fun limericks and thanks everyone for your kind words!