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The Crass Chris Christie Craze (Limerick)

The Republican powers-that-be never liked Mitt Romney. And they’re beginning to panic over Rick Perry’s abysmal debate performances. So they’re back to wooing the obnoxious New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, despite his lengthy list of flaws:

The Crass Chris Christie Craze (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Some powerful GOP men
Are wooing Chris Christie again.
So why do these guys
Think a Chris-run is wise?
They’ve contracted a nasty-man yen.

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4 Responses to “The Crass Chris Christie Craze (Limerick)”

  1. hansi says:
    September 29, 2011 at 10:11 am

    The poor old GOP is still desperately looking for a viable candidate. Why they think this East Coast Asshole (for give my language, but no better term applies) is their man I don’t know.

  2. madkane says:
    October 1, 2011 at 1:27 am

    It’s certainly puzzling!

  3. Betsy says:
    October 4, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    Here’s one MadKane!

    Will Chris Christie be on the bill?
    Or remain a Republican shill?
    He wouldn’t say no,
    At his most recent show.
    This opera’s not over until…

  4. madkane says:
    October 8, 2011 at 7:25 pm

    Besty, I enjoyed that!