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Wooing The Donald (Limerick)

Just when you thought they couldn’t stoop any lower, Republican presidential wannabes like Mitt Romney, Rick Perry, Sarah Palin, and Michele Bachmann are lining up to kiss Donald Trump’s … uh … ring. After all, nothing says presidential like a Donald Trump endorsement.

Wooing The Donald (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Some Republicans hope for a bump
In their polls if endorsed by Don Trump.
Here’s a warning for those
Who are kissing his toes:
Self-promotion’s “Goal 1” for that grump.

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2 Responses to “Wooing The Donald (Limerick)”

  1. hansi says:
    September 27, 2011 at 10:38 am

    Are these guys really so desperate that they need the blessings of the Donald?

  2. madkane says:
    October 1, 2011 at 1:28 am

    So it would seem. :)