Debt Ceiling Limerick Trio
Here are three more debt ceiling limericks:
Our nation’s in trouble galore,
And the last thing we need is some more.
Yet pols in DC
Feel free to decree
“I shall get what I want. This is war.”
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I have many large bills to defray,
But our debt ceiling says we can’t pay.
“Increase me,” it squeals,
But my wife says, “No deals!
We’ll default. It’s the Washington way.”
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As the pols in DC vent their spleen
Over actions that should be routine,
Our land’s on the brink
Of a crisis some think
Was created on purpose. Obscene!
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Tags: Barack Obama, Debt Ceiling, Federal Budget, Federal Debt, Federal Default, John Boehner, Legislation Satire, Patriotism Humor, Personal Finance Humor, Republicans Humor
This whole thing is making me sick!
Here’s one I just wrote. Enjoy!
There’s an end to this Debt Ceiling Fight?
Alas, nothing’s quite black and white.
Each side makes its case,
If just to save face.
A pause, but an end? None’s in sight!
Hansi, me too. Mark, we’ve got our ending … and it’s a bad one.