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I’m Not A Betting Person, But…

Up until today, I was pretty convinced that Sarah Palin wouldn’t enter the Republican presidential primary race. I figured she’s enjoying her new-found ability to parlay celebrity into wealth. And that she’s making way too much green to be bothered with the hard job of campaigning for president.

But there’s another type of green — the envy kind. And I can’t help but think that Michele Bachmann’s early success may be tempting Palin to steal back the limelight by making a White House run.

My Presidential Bet (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

I’m betting that Palin will run,
Cuz Michele’s having way too much fun.
Bachmann’s stealing her niche,
Which is making her twitch.
Sarah’d freak if some other gal won.

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4 Responses to “I’m Not A Betting Person, But…”

  1. Hansi says:
    June 29, 2011 at 9:43 am

    I’m with ya on that one. I bet the Beauty Queen in Sarah is driving her nuts with envy that Michelle is getting all the attention instead of her. “Hey bus-driver, turn around we’re goin’ to Iowa”.

  2. Scott says:
    June 29, 2011 at 6:00 pm

    Funny limerick Mad!

    Serious question. Do you think either of these Jezebels would even be considered presidential material if they were fat?

  3. nick says:
    July 9, 2011 at 5:11 pm

    Give ’em both a baseball bat and them fight it out.

  4. madkane says:
    July 12, 2011 at 2:24 am

    Thanks so much everyone for your comments!