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Newt Already Needs A Reboot

Newt Gingrich’s presidential campaign is imploding with breathtaking speed. So he’s earned himself yet another limerick:

Newt Already Needs A Reboot
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dear Newt, you’ve imploded too fast.
And I fear that I’m rather aghast.
Cuz a drawn out campaign
Would sure entertain.
But you’ve screwed up too quickly to last.

(More Newt Gingrich limericks here)

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5 Responses to “Newt Already Needs A Reboot”

  1. Sherry Chandler says:
    May 17, 2011 at 7:12 pm

    Couldn’t happen to a more deserving guy.

    Great limerick.

  2. Hansi says:
    May 17, 2011 at 9:09 pm

    I love seeing that old fool make a new fool out of himself..crash and burn Newtie

  3. madkane says:
    May 19, 2011 at 2:10 am

    Thanks Sherry!

    Hansi, I agree, it’s great fun!

  4. Josie says:
    May 25, 2011 at 10:38 pm

    Finally I am getting a bit of time to catch up on comments! I loved this limerick to Newt. You political satire is such fun, and so well said! :-) Thank you for contributing to Write A Letter Wednesday, I appreciate your participation!

  5. madkane says:
    May 29, 2011 at 10:57 pm

    Thanks so much Josie for your kind words!