Republican Priorities
Republican Priorities
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Shall we immunize children? Heck no!
Supply food to the starving? No go!
Cuz Republicans say
That we’re broke ev’ry day,
As they help out the rich on skid row.
Tags: Budget Cuts, Budget Limerick, Economy, Fiscal Crisis, Political Priorities, Republican Hypocrisy, Republicans Humor
A tomahawk missle is pricey,
While teachers are living quite nicely.
While $millions rain down,
On Libyan ground,
Educated kids will be dicey.
Please forgive my first attempt:)
The deficit makes the Rs frown.
In this debt we do all surely drown.
But they will feel better,
When programs they fetter,
Stop helping out folks who are down.
But bombs we have money for now.
Look, we drop them on despots… and how.
Who needs NPR?
Light a vict’ry cigar.
And just look what it does for the Dow.
More tax cuts their patented answer.
Entitlement cuts an enhancer.
For their loyal constituency,
I hope that the rich soon see
On this country the Rs are a cancer.
I could go on but coming up with a rhyme for constituency really took it out of me. Thanks for the forum. Bob
These Republican bastards are busily bringing us back to the 19th century, by undoing every bit of progress made in this country to make it a better, and more fair place to live. I get so angry, it’s hard to come up with something witty. The above limericks say it well. thanks Mad, Mother and Bob.
Well hansi ( my alter ego) may have come up short, but here’s one:
If the Republicans had their way
There’d be no more welfare moms today
No more abortion
Just pollution absorption
And ya better watch out if you’re gay.
GOP Greed Oppression Power
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the disunited states of America and to the republicans for which it stands one nation not under God divisible without liberty and justice for all
We now have a Speaker named Boehner,
Whose attitude couldn’t be plainer:
Suck up to the rich,
Throw the rest in a ditch;
Our politics needs to be saner!
Thanks to all of you for you comments and delightful (not to mention insightful) limericks!