Newt’s Fishy Excuses
Have you ever answered a “what’s your worst fault” question from a prospective employer by mentioning a positive trait?
Newt Gingrich is apparently familiar with that technique. What else can explain the excuses he gave for having been unfaithful to two sick wives? It seems his infidelity was “partially driven by how passionately [he] felt about this country” and the fact that he “worked far too hard.”
So, you ready to hire him for the next White House opening? What about dog catcher?
Newt’s Fishy Excuses
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Mr. Newt has an oddball excuse
For something that’s close to abuse:
Abandoning wives
Who were ill just derives
From his working too hard? How obtuse!
(More Newt Gingrich humor here.)
Tags: Election Humor, Excuses Humor, Infidelity, Newt Gingrich, Presidential Campaign Humor, Presidential Election, White House
That Newt is a real piece of work
And when it comes to women, he’s a jerk
Love em when they fine
Bail in the nick of time
And as to his infidelity? “Twas just a quirk”
Nice one Mad. I’ve been kind of Jonesing for a limerick fix so here’s a two effort.
A serial cheater named Newt
When questioned about his pursuit
Of women not his
Told a whopper, ’tis this
I’m a patriot…, man what a beaut
Who’d want Newt is my biggest question
He’d leave you at just the suggestion
That you’re getting sick
So won’t suck his #%*!
Be smart ladies, feign indigestion
Thanks! Fun limericks Hansi and Bob!