An Open Limerick To Airline Passengers
My open limerick to the traveling public was inspired by this article about gynecological pat-downs and this letter from physicist Rep. Rush Holt, which questions the safety of full body scan technology:
An Open Limerick To Airline Passengers
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Airline riders, it’s time to speak out.
The TSA rules we must flout.
Radiation or mauling —
They both are appalling.
To submit gives the terrorists clout.
(You can find my Pat-Down Put-Down limerick here.)
Tags: Air Travel Satire, Body Scans, Flight Screening Procedures, Full Body Pat Downs, Invasion of Privacy, Transportation Security Administration, Travel Humor, TSA
LOL..I have internal prosthetics (both knees and shoulder) and I get this type of pat down all the time…no biggie. I feel sorrier for the lady who has to check me than myself.
Dondura, that doesn’t sound like fun at all!