Anti-Gay Bunk From Ken Buck
Republican Ken Buck debated Sen. Michael Bennet (D) during Sunday’s Meet the Press Colorado Senate debate, and things didn’t go well for him. When host David Gregory asked whether being gay is a choice, Buck said yes, and added: “I think that birth has an influence…like alcoholism and some other things, but I think that basically, you have a choice.”
That leads me to my latest limerick:
Anti-Gay Bunk From Ken Buck
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Mr. Buck spewed some anti-gay bunk:
Compared gayness to being a drunk,
Then went on to say gays
Choose their gay life-style ways.
Please don’t vote for that gay-bashing punk.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Colorado, David Gregory, Debate Limerick, Election Humor, Gays, Homosexuality Satire, Ken Buck, Lifestyle Choice, Meet The Press, Michael Bennet
Right-on Madeleine!! Love it.
If I may interject, Madeleine,
These addle-brained morons like Ken,
Often make a composite,
Of men in whose closet
Are pictures of naked young men.
A guy by the name of Ken Buck
Thought that all gays were shit out of luck
‘Till he cried to his Mom,
“I need Rent-Boy dot com,”
Now he and his new boyfriend … watch TV together???
Thanks, Scott! And thanks for your verse Scott and Jeff!