Obama’s Half-Assed Message
Dear President Obama:
Please enlighten me. What exactly is your strategy to win back your base and persuade liberals to vote this November?
Does your plan involve pissing off progressives even more? Does it entail compensating for your lack of strength and progressive vision by blaming progressives for our own apathy?
If so, then you’re doing a really good job.
Obama’s Half-Assed Message (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dear Obama, you’re right — Dems must vote.
But there’s something I simply must note:
You’re weak and a muck up.
Don’t tell your base “Buck up!”
All you’re doing is getting our goat.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Democratic Enthusiasm Gap, Election Humor, GOTV, Liberals Satire, Obama Verse, Progressives, Voter Apathy
Uh Mad I take it you’re Really ticked off? Well no one could say it better that is for sure!
From your orator’s box of soap
You spoke of great change and of hope
I got me the fever
And pulled the Dem lever
I guess I was just a big dope
Dear Obama you’re right, Dems must vote
Or Glenn Beck will be able to gloat
But you waste your time lovers of law
Who watch your expanded torture and surveillance in awe
I fear you will end up looking like a goat
As for Glenn Beck I don’t give a shit
He and his moron friends are just twits
They say anything to make money
To get a new honey
And buy all the oxy they can get
Thanks, Amanda! Fun verse Peter and Robert!