Apathy, Schmapathy — Dems Still Have To Vote!
Hey Dems, if you’re feeling disappointed, disgusted, and apathetic, you’re not alone. I feel your pain, and so do lots of other Democrats.
The enthusiasm gap between Democrats and Republicans is huge and growing every day. And this could have dire results: Republicans, the very people who got us into this mess, might very well take over both the House and the Senate.
You think you’re miserable now? Just imagine how depressed you’ll feel in November, if Democrats are no-shows at the voting booths, handing both Congressional houses over to the GOP.
That leads me to my latest limerick:
Apathy, Schmapathy — Dems Still Have To Vote!
By Madeleine Begun Kane
The voters are feeling enraged.
Disappointment’s made Dems disengaged.
But a GOP win
Would be tragic — a sin.
So a voting war has to be waged.
Tags: Democratic Enthusiasm Gap, Democrats, Election Humor, GOP Humor, Republicans Humor, Voter Apathy
Dems were inept, I confess,
While GOPpers made one hell of a mess
But if they retake the reins
Dislocations and pains
Will be endemic from east to the west.
The Dems must come out in force
To keep us on a good course
The GOP’s ideas
raise all kinds of fears
If they win I’ll get on my horse
And leave this land that I love
I may go below or above
to the south or the north
but I WILL go forth
and it wouldn’t take much of a shove.
The demos must come out in force
And the independents of course
Or the Gleen Becks will be in charge
And we’ll be singing a funeral dirge
As we take the last train to the coast
Thanks Jay, Jesse, Rob and Robert. I love it when you turn my political posts into limerick-offs. :)