The Birth Of Lunacy
As I wrote Monday, David Vitter has an unexpected primary fight on his hands. Well, apparently he’s now so desperate to hold on to the wingnut vote, that he’s turned into a full-fledged Birther.
At a town hall event Sunday, he made it clear that he backs Birther lawsuits challenging President Obama’s citizenship, saying he supports “conservative legal organizations and others who would bring that to court.”
That brings me to my latest David Vitter limerick:
The Birth Of Lunacy
By Madeleine Begun Kane
David Vitter has told us his view
Of the Birther position, on cue.
He profoundly approves
And says it behooves
Those with standing to sue, baby, sue.
Tags: Birthers, David Vitter, Legal Verse, Wingnuts
HA! You always nail it right on the head. Why is dimbulb Vitter still ‘serving’ lunatics? He should have been pastured and pensionless.
So Vitter is courting the nuts?
It figures from that silly putz.
He sings a dumb song,
Can’t admit that he’s wrong
Which he would do if he had the guts.
Lean to the left much?
David Vitter has told us his view
of hiring kinky girls he can woo!
He’d like to make amends
to his wife, but it Depends.
On her answer to “C’mon bitch, let’s screw!”
Vitter’s moral morass left him porous
To a Traylor-led, barking-mad chorus
So he’s howling in tune,
A new-Birther poltroon,
Hoping not to become whore-asaurus
Eve, was that supposed to be an insult? If so, you’ll have to work harder at it.
Thanks Tumblewords for your kind words. And thanks Jesse, Helen, and Steve for your limericks!
David Vitter has told us his view
As always, he hasn’t a clue
Those who doubt Barack’s birth
Are the dumbest on earth
But then I’m not saying anything new.