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Glenn Beck, Keep Your Grubby Paws Off Yom Kippur

I may be a non-practicing Jew, but I’m deeply offended by Glenn Beck’s attempt to co-opt and politicize Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the Jewish year.

And that brings me to my latest limerick:

Glenn Beck, Keep Your Grubby Paws Off Yom Kippur
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Mr. Beck, you are bad to the bone,
So it’s time that you start to atone.
And stop trying to steal
Jewish holy days. Heel!
Kindly leave all my people alone.

UPDATE: Don Davis says: Forget Yom Kippur, Glenn Beck Declares A National Circumcision Day.

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One Response to “Glenn Beck, Keep Your Grubby Paws Off Yom Kippur”

  1. Jesus says:
    October 6, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    Glenn Beck would do well to read my blog.

    The word of the Lord.

    http://www.jesusbloggingchrist.com