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Flailin’ Palin

Help! I can’t keep those Republican governors straight. For instance, why is Sarah Palin giving up her Alaska Governor gig? Some sort of wildlife scandal involving “dead fish” and a “lame duck?”

Flailin’ Palin (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Political blogs are atwitter
With news of Gov. Palin, the quitter.
Is it scandal or plans
To join prez also-rans?
Once aglitter, she’s GOP litter.

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This entry was posted on Sunday, July 5th, 2009 at 2:20 pm and is filed under Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Governors Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Sarah Palin, White House. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

7 Responses to “Flailin’ Palin”

  1. Steve Bates says:
    July 5, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    Over Sarah the GOPers have spats?
    At each other they’re swinging their bats?
    Aw, forget all the twitter;
    The glitter don’t fit ‘er.
    Try litter… it’s better for cats!

  2. madkane says:
    July 6, 2009 at 12:28 am

    LOL! Thanks for joining in, Steve!

  3. Gail Kent says:
    July 6, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    Poor Sarah was all a-flinchin’
    Cause MJ was getting all the attention
    So she staged an announcement
    About her unfair denouncement
    Now she can go home and stop birth prevention.

  4. Chris says:
    July 8, 2009 at 2:53 am

    May I submit a haiku?

    Oh Sarah Palin,
    You will prove Darwin was wrong,
    Any way you can.

  5. salmon caviar says:
    July 8, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    Chris, I don’t get the Darwin reference.

  6. madkane says:
    July 11, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    Thanks Gail and Chris!

  7. Ames Tiedeman says:
    July 26, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    She is not the future of the Republican Party. She should go bake cookies and be done with politics.