Two Dicks

Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh have been having quite the love fest lately. Of course, they’ve always been in bed together:

Dick and Rush,
And Rush and Dick—
The only real Republicans.
They really click.
The soulless man for Dick is Rush,
And Rush for Dick.
Love lying together.

(My apologies to the The Turtles.)

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2 Responses to “Two Dicks”

  1. Mark says:

    Hilarious! My only criticism is the song is just too upbeat for those guys!

  2. madkane says:

    Thanks, Mark!