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Rudy’s Family Values

How to become a GOP family values champion:
1. Marry your cousin.
2. Pretend you didn’t know she was your cousin.
3. Get your lengthy marriage to your mystery-cousin-wife annulled.
4. Marry someone else, have kids, then cheat on your second wife very publicly and notoriously while you’re New York City mayor.
5. Inform your wife that you want a divorce via press release.

Rudy Giuliani sounds like the perfect anti-same-sex marriage spokesman, don’t you think?

Rudy’s Family Values (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

To marry your cousin is fine.
To pretend not to know it — divine.
To flagrantly cheat
On your wife — that’s just sweet.
But same-gender marriage? Malign!

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4 Responses to “Rudy’s Family Values”

  1. Tumblewords says:
    April 21, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    Isn’t he just so RIGHT? LOL What maroons those goons are. Sheesh. Your style is wonderful – I have the anger/rant thing lately.

  2. madkane says:
    April 21, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    Thanks, Tumblewords!

  3. Suzan says:
    April 29, 2009 at 12:24 am

    Absolutely divine.
    The finest wine.
    No one could malign
    Your subtle mind.

  4. madkane says:
    April 29, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    Thanks for the verse and kind words Suzan!