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Shopping For A New President Would Be Nice

President Bush had some words of wisdom for us at Wednesday’s press conference: “I encourage you all to go shopping more.”

Hey, at least he finally has his priorities straight.  And that brings me to my latest political limerick:

Shopping For A New President Would Be Nice
By Madeleine Begun Kane 

‘Tis the season to buy stuff, for sure.
Have you shopped? Yes? Then go shop some more.
That’s what Dubya once said,
While ignoring the dead—
Needless victims of Dub’s wanton war.   [tags]Bush Humor, War Humor, Economy Humor, Press Conference[/tags]

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4 Responses to “Shopping For A New President Would Be Nice”

  1. Carol Doty says:
    December 21, 2006 at 11:39 pm

    Thanks for this site. I hope the Democrats have the balls to stop this craziness.

  2. madkane says:
    December 22, 2006 at 1:49 am

    Me too!

  3. Steve Bates says:
    December 25, 2006 at 4:16 am

    OT, I hope you’re having a joyous holiday season, Mad!

  4. madkane says:
    December 26, 2006 at 1:13 am

    Thanks, Steve. You too!