The Republicans’ game is a mess. Think they know what they’re doing? (God bless!) At best, they are wreckers. They’re NOT playing checkers. And they’re certainly NOT playing chess!
Upon Elon’s command, Johnson’s bill Was withdrawn. Seems it gives Musk a thrill To rob Trump of his job. And so (yessiree Bob!) Trump and Johnson must swallow this pill.
I was about to say that the Disney/ABC $15 million cave to Trump was the final straw. But alas, I fear there will be many more straws:
Dear Press: Don’t obey in advance. Don’t succumb to Trump’s arrogant dance. If you do, you’ll be under His thumb — torn asunder; Vanquished victims of Trump’s rancid rants.
After learning that “enshittification” is a real word, I couldn’t resist using it in a limerick. (Yes, it means precisely what it sounds like.)
Trump is back, so truth’s value has dived, And enshittification’s arrived! Fabrications reap wins; Seems no matter the sins, Some can flourish (all grins) rank revived.
I just read that Trump’s selling cologne! Brand new grifting from Trump? Hold the phone! I am stunned, simply shocked And amazed, startled, rocked That the thief’s stock of rip-offs has grown!
Donald’s picks, on the whole, are all feckless. There’s no vetting, alas. They are checkless. Trump gives standards short shrift, But his process is swift. It’s a cinch being quick when you’re reckless!
The old “Gray Lady’s” falling in line, Cov’ring Trump with no hint of a spine. I’m so sick of its false Equiv’lency waltz! Is it fair to the Dems? I say Nein!
I would stop our subscription today. But, alas, my dear spouse says, “No! Nay!” He has wearied of hearing My New York Times jeering. So it’s here, where I must have my say.
When a Trump pick is forced to withdraw Over sex-crimes, or some other flaw, It seems likely, alas, That an even worse ass Will be named to help Trump flout the law.
Donald’s win in November is galling, And his Cabinet picks are appalling. The one qualification To garner such station? Trump allegiance. Democracy’s bawling!
Biden’s pardoning Hunter, I’ve read. I hope Dems put their bitching to bed. Please don’t huff and/or puff. Hunter’s suffered enough! Think how pissed Trump will be! Enough said!
Four more years of a man who’s our bane? A vile pol with a venomous brain? What’s the crux of the matter? Trump’s foul — a Mad Hatter, Whose win on the 5th is insane!
Hey guitarists, you need a new axe? You like Trump? You’ll be thrilled to the max, Cuz the grifter’s now selling Guitars. There’s no telling What’s next … though my bet’s on the sax.
Most of my political verse takes the form of limericks or haiku. But this one is a four-liner – a quatrain:
I’m not shocked by Trump’s Cabinet picks. I’m not stunned by each deviant creature. Because sexual crimes against chicks For Trump ain’t a bug, but a feature.
The Dems and the press-folk are keen On playing a blame game, obscene. But they’re missing the point In their haste to anoint A fall guy: Most voters are mean!
On Facebook, wherever I look, I see posts penned by folks who are shook. They’re depressed, just like me. Not one whisper of glee! Well, at least I’ve blocked fans of the CROOK!
Both my heart and my mind can’t stop achin’; Human decency’s vanquished, forsaken. Trump’s so clearly depraved, That I thought we’d be saved, But the virtuous path was not taken.
Dear Trump Voters: You surely must know That he’s ruthless; it’s NOT just for show. Yet despite, or because Of his numerous flaws, You’ve elected Democracy’s Foe.
Election Day’s here and I’m tense. My fear of a Trump win’s immense. I keep telling myself: “Stick your angst on some shelf; Voters surely can NOT be THAT dense!”
Dear Gals: Secret votes are your right! So PLEASE don’t vote “Trump” out of fright. “Yes” your spouse, if you must, But support who you trust… And give voice to your choice in this fight.
“Stay on message,” Trump’s people advise. But its essence is hatred and lies. It’s divisive and crude, Racist, fascist, and lewd– A clear message sane folks should despise.
Trump’s Speedy Picks (Limerick)
December 7th, 2024Donald’s picks, on the whole, are all feckless.
There’s no vetting, alas. They are checkless.
Trump gives standards short shrift,
But his process is swift.
It’s a cinch being quick when you’re reckless!
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