Happy Bartender Appreciation Day! (first Friday of December)
Limerick Ode To Bartender Appreciation Day
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A fellow walked into a bar
And ordered a “smoked cable car.”
“Outta rum,” barkeep said.
“How’s a sidecar instead?”
It was close but, alas, no cigar.
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When you are ailing,
a bartender’s frequently
a stout companion.
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UPDATE: February 24 is World Bartender Day.
