He showed off his coat with a swagger:
“It’s a one-of-a-kind,” said the bragger.
Then he brandished a knife:
“I’ll use THIS on the wife!”
His behavior? Sub-par cloak-and-dagger.
Posts Tagged ‘Weapons Humor’
Cloaked In Bravado (Limerick)
Sunday, April 24th, 2022NOT On The Fence (Limerick)
Thursday, April 21st, 2022“I don’t mind that my new husband hoards
His numerous fencing awards.
But his weapon collection
Incites my objection…
And that’s where we often cross swords.”
