Posts Tagged ‘Walking Limerick’
Sunday, March 16th, 2025
My short height makes it hard to withstand
Heavy wind gusts. I’d rather not land
On the sidewalk face down.
Broken bones make me frown…
And I DON’T want more body parts scanned.
Tags: Accident Humor, Accident Limerick, Height Humor, Height Limerick, Walking Humor, Walking Limerick, Weather Humor, Weather Limerick, Wind Gusts, Wind Humor, Wind Limerick
Posted in Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Outdoors Humor, Physical Appearance, Weather Humor | No Comments »
Friday, June 2nd, 2023
My knees are at last on the mend.
They even (reluctantly) bend.
Are they trek-worthy? No!
But they’ll go to and fro
Sev’ral blocks. (Just don’t make them ascend!)
Tags: Health, Health & Medical Humor, Health Limerick, Knee Limerick, Knees, Walking Humor, Walking Limerick
Posted in Exercise Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limericks, Walking Humor | 2 Comments »
Thursday, May 4th, 2023
I was birding alone in a park,
When it suddenly got rather dark;
Though the forecast was “clear,”
Rain and hail were now here.
This was NOT my idea of a lark.
(Happy “Bird Day” — May 4.)
Tags: Bird Humor, Bird Limerick, Birds Humor, Hiking Humor, Hiking Limerick, May Holidays, Odd Holidays, Walking Humor, Walking Limerick, Weather Humor, Weather Limerick
Posted in Animal & Pet Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Outdoors Humor, Walking Humor, Weather Humor | Comments Off on Birding Gone Bad (Limerick)
Saturday, April 22nd, 2023
Last weekend, we took a short stroll
To a mini-golf range — a fun goal,
Though I CAN’T aim at all;
Ended up with no ball,
Its location, alas, a black hole.
Tags: Exercise Humor, Exercise Limerick, Golf Humor, Golf Limerick, Outdoors Humor, Outdoors Limerick, Sports Humor, Sports Limerick, Walking Humor, Walking Limerick, Walking Poetry
Posted in Clumsiness Humor, Exercise Humor, Limericks, Outdoors Humor, Sports Humor, Walking Humor | Comments Off on Mini-Golf Madness (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 25th, 2022
Disclaimer: No animals were harmed in the making of this limerick:
The wind is impressive today.
While walking, it’s hard not to sway.
By its force I’m bowled over,
And so is poor Rover.
Truth be told, we are both blown away.
Tags: Animals and Pet Humor, Dog Humor, Dog Limerick, Idiom Humor, Idiom Limerick, Walking Humor, Walking Limerick, Weather Humor, Weather Limerick, Wind Humor, Wind Limerick
Posted in Animal & Pet Humor, Idiom Humor, Walking Humor, Weather Humor | Comments Off on Windy Walk (Limerick)
