On the heels of a terrible muck-up,
One more aptly described as a fuck-up,
Whoever’s at fault
Might resort to assault,
If you foolishly tell him to buck up.
Posts Tagged ‘Violence Humor’
Ill-Advised Advice (Limerick)
Thursday, January 19th, 2023The Concert Kerfuffle (Limerick)
Monday, September 19th, 2022A British guitarist named Stan
Was playing a concert in Cannes,
When an audience member
Threw rocks and an ember…
And that’s when the Brit hit the fan.
The Incompetent Felon (Limerick)
Wednesday, May 18th, 2022A would-be attacker named Bill
Is disguised and in black, but lacks skill:
He trips on his way
To assaulting his prey.
Though inept he’s, at least, dressed to kill.
