Happy “Eat Brussels Sprouts Day!”
Though for most of my life I had doubts
About choking down cooked Brussels sprouts,
I flout them no more;
Well prepared, they’re top drawer.
Now I tout ’em instead. No more pouts!
Happy “Eat Brussels Sprouts Day!”
Though for most of my life I had doubts
About choking down cooked Brussels sprouts,
I flout them no more;
Well prepared, they’re top drawer.
Now I tout ’em instead. No more pouts!
Tags: Brussels Sprouts, Eat Brussels Sprouts Day, Food Humor, Food Verse, January Holidays, Odd Holidays, Vegetables
Posted in Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays | 2 Comments »
According to a new study by Dr. David Johnson at the University of Aberdeen, plants communicate to each other through soil.
The study shows that when vegetables are infected with certain diseases, they alert other nearby plants to activate genes to ward off the disease when it heads their way. The key to this communication is a soil fungus that acts as a messenger.
Needless to say, plant-fungus symbiosis inspired this limerick:
A Fungus You can Grow To Like (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Plants talk to each other through dirt:
“You’re in danger!” through fungi, they blurt.
“Use your genes to resist
A disease in your midst,
And render this danger inert.”
Tags: Dirt Limerick, Dr. David Johnson, Fungus Humor, Plant-Fungus Symbiosis, Plants, Science Humor, Science Verse, Scientific Advances, Scientific Study Humor, Soil Humor, University of Aberdeen, Vegetables
Posted in Gardens / Plant Humor, Limericks, Science Humor | 14 Comments »
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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