Posts Tagged ‘Technology Limerick’
Saturday, November 30th, 2024
Happy Computer Security Day!
It’s Computer Security Day.
Do you feel like you’re safe? I’ll bet NAY!
Thieves with bots? There are many
Who’re after each penny.
You don’t use your antennae? Oy Vey!
Tags: Bots, Computer Humor, Computer Limerick, Computer Security, Computer Verse, Money Humor, Money Limerick, Security Humor, Spam Poetry, Technology, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick
Posted in Computer Humor, Limericks, Money & Finance Humor, Robot Humor, Technology Humor | No Comments »
Sunday, November 17th, 2024
If you long to avoid Twitter’s knaves,
Its competitor, Bluesky, gets raves!
Countless sane folks have fled
Elon’s X and instead
Have joined Bluesky — now one of my faves.
Tags: Bluesky, Computer Limerick, Elon Musk, Elon Musk Humor, Social Media, Social Media Limerick, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick, Twitter
Posted in Computer Humor, Limericks, Social Media Humor, Technology Humor, Twitter Humor | No Comments »
Sunday, May 12th, 2024
“You are so out of touch,” said the teen
To his mother, “and also you’re mean!”
“I do not like your tone,”
She said, seizing his phone.
“And now YOU’RE out of touch. No more screen!”
Tags: Communication Humor, Communication Limerick, Holiday Humor, Holiday Limerick, Mothers Day Humor, Mothers Day Limerick, Parenting Humor, Parenting Limerick, Phone Humor, Phone Limerick, Smart Phone Humor, Smart Phone Limerick, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick, Telephone Humor, Telephone Limerick, Telephone Verse
Posted in Children Humor, Communication Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Holiday Humor, Internet Humor, Limericks, Mothers & Fathers Humor, Parenting Humor, Technology Humor, Telephone Humor | 2 Comments »
Thursday, February 22nd, 2024
My poor stomach is tied up in knots,
Cuz I’m being assaulted by bots.
They are clogging both blogs,
Email’s gone to the dogs,
And I’m drowning in spam. (Hence the trots.)
Tags: Blogging Humor, Blogging Limerick, Bot Humor, Bot Limerick, Computer Humor, Computer Limerick, Digestion Humor, Digestion Limerick, Email Humor, Email Limerick, Health Humor, Health Limerick, Spam Humor, Spam Limerick, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick
Posted in Blogging Humor, Computer Humor, Email Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limericks, Robot Humor, Spam Humor, Technology Humor | Comments Off on Bot Attack (Limerick)
Monday, December 4th, 2023
It’s “Cookie Day” Lovely! How sweet!
They must surely mean cookies we eat,
And not info that’s stored
By the sites we’ve explored,
For the latter ain’t always a treat!
(National Cookie Day is celebrated annually on December 4.)
Tags: Cookie Day, Cookies, Cookies Humor, Cookies Limerick, December Holidays, Food Humor, Internet Humor, Internet Limerick, Odd Holidays, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick
Posted in Computer Humor, Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Technology Humor | Comments Off on “Cookie Day” Ode (Limerick)
Tuesday, February 21st, 2023
“Two weeks at a refuge sounds sweet,”
Said a stressed-out young woman. “I’m beat!”
When she got there, a crone
Said “Hand over your phone!”
So the gal beat a hasty retreat.
Tags: Internet Humor, Internet Limerick, Phone Humor, Phone Limerick, Social Media Humor, Stress Humor, Stress Limerick, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick
Posted in Anxiety & Stress, Computer Humor, Internet Humor, Limericks, Social Media Humor, Technology Humor, Telephone Humor, Vacation Humor | 1 Comment »
Friday, December 16th, 2022
Musk famously praises free speech.
Yet he’s guilty of breach after breach,
Like his journo suspensions
For negative mentions.
Time to practice, dear Musk, what you preach!
Tags: Elon Musk, Elon Musk Humor, Musk, Social Media, Social Media Humor, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick, Tweet Humor, Twitter, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick, Twitter Verse
Posted in Computer Humor, Limericks, Media Humor, Social Media Humor, Technology Humor, Twitter Humor | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Elon “I Love Free Speech” Musk
Monday, November 7th, 2022
Dear Elon, I’m very impressed!
As blunders go, yours are the best!
I’d assumed you were smart,
But you’ve mastered the art
Of destroying your pricey, new nest.
Primo content providers are pissed.
Key staff has been rashly dismissed.
Twitter ad-buyers flee,
While ignoring your plea.
Your mistakes are too many to list!
Tags: Elon Musk, Elon Musk Humor, Media Humor, Social Media, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick, Tweet Humor, Twitter, Twitter Humor, Twitter Verse
Posted in Computer Humor, Limericks, Media Humor, Social Media Humor, Technology Humor, Twitter Humor | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Elon Musk (2-Verse)
Wednesday, September 28th, 2022
A woman who wanted a pet
Became angry, perturbed, and upset:
She’d been told dog adoption
Was OUT as an option…
Cuz she spent too much time on the net.
She replied, “If the net’s bad, then why
Is your website the place we must buy
These sweet canines you say
Need a home? Still say ‘Nay?’
Any court will your ruling decry.”
Upon hearing her not-so-veiled threat,
The naysayer started to sweat.
Since his site can’t afford
To be sued, he’s on board.
Her new spaniel — Tibetan — great get!
*****
(Happy “World Pet Day” — September 28.)
Tags: Animal & Pet Humor, Animal Limerick, Dog Humor, Dog Limerick, Net Humor, Net Limerick, Odd Holidays, Pet Day, Pet Humor, Pet Limerick, September Holidays, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick, Tibetan Spaniel, Web Humor, Web Limerick, World Pet Day
Posted in Animal & Pet Humor, Computer Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Technology Humor | Comments Off on A Dogged Quest (3-Verse Limerick)
Friday, August 26th, 2022
You’re worn out; you should put on the brakes.
At the laptop, you’re getting the shakes.
Text has vanished! It’s KEY!
There’s a fix: “Control-Z.”
(I just wish it cured NON-tech mistakes.)
Tags: Command Z, Computer Humor, Computer Limerick, Control Z, Error Humor, Keyboard Shortcuts, Mistake Humor, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick
Posted in Computer Humor, Limericks, Technology Humor | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, May 24th, 2022
Weird pings have been driving us mad.
We can’t pinpoint the source. This is bad;
Could be any of eight
Nearby doodads. I hate
Laptops, IPads, cells, Echos! Egad!
Tags: Computer Humor, Device Humor, Gadget Humor, Gadget Limericks, Gadget Verse, Noise Humor, Noise Limerick, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick
Posted in Limericks, Noise Humor, Technology Humor | Comments Off on Maddening Pings (Limerick)
Thursday, May 19th, 2022
Dear Website, I’m caught in a snare
By your new “how’d we do?” questionnaire.
My goal is to pay
Your invoice, but NAY:
Seems I can’t, till I grievances air.
Your survey form’s blocking the page
Where the bill payer’s meant to engage.
Since it won’t let me do
What I’m here for, I’m blue,
And your webmaster’s not very sage.
You want my opinion? Here goes:
Your website’s horrendous — it blows!
Will you NOW let me pay
Your damn invoice today?
How does anyone pay what she owes!
Your rating is dreadful! Want more?
You should show all your web techs the door.
If you don’t fix your site
So your pay-page works right,
You will soon join the ranks of the poor.
Tags: Bad Websites, Bill Paying Humor, Bill Paying Limerick, Complaint Humor, Complaint Limerick, Computer Humor, Computer Limerick, Money & Finance Humor, Money Limerick, Questionnaire, Survey Form Humor, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick, Webmaster Humor, Webmaster Poetry
Posted in Computer Humor, Internet Humor, Limericks, Money & Finance Humor, Technology Humor | 2 Comments »
Sunday, May 8th, 2022
A fellow who hailed from Miami
Got paid to send messages spammy.
In his latest, the cad
Placed both virus and ad
For a fake Covid cure — double whammy.
Tags: Annoying Email, Covid Limerick, Covid Pandemic, Email Limerick, Spam Humor, Spam Limerick, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick, Vice Limerick, Virus Humor, Virus Limerick
Posted in Computer Humor, Limericks, Spam Humor, Technology Humor | Comments Off on A Miamian’s Vice (Limerick)
Monday, March 7th, 2022
While on Facebook, folks often complain
About comments that drive them insane.
If you’re truly annoyed,
They’re a breeze to avoid:
“Unfollowing” blocks all that pain.
Tags: Advice Humor, Advice Limerick, Computer Limerick, Facebook, Facebook Humor, Facebook Limerick, Social Media Humor, Social Media Limerick, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick
Posted in Advice Humor & Poems, Computer Humor, Facebook Humor, Limericks, Social Media Humor, Technology Humor | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, March 1st, 2022
A creature who goes by “James Bot”
Spams my blog ev’ry day. Yes, a lot!
And I swear that’s the name
That he uses; can’t blame
You for doubts. But it’s true. Kid you not!
Tags: Blog Humor, Blog Limerick, Bot Humor, Bot Limerick, Bots, Computer Humor, Computer Limerick, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick, Webmaster Humor
Posted in Computer Humor, Limericks, Technology Humor | 1 Comment »
Monday, February 7th, 2022
This Jonathon Owen tweet reawakened one of my old pet peeves and inspired my limerick: “Hold music that is interrupted every two seconds by a message thanking you for your patience and asking you to remain on the line is a form of psychological torture.”
Dear “Firms Who Use Music-On-Hold,”
Moldy messages swiftly grow old.
I’m not “patiently waiting.”
Don’t thank me; it’s grating.
So stop breaking in! I’m not sold!
Tags: Music On Hold, Phone Humor, Phone Limerick, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick, Telephone Humor, Telephone Limerick
Posted in Computer Humor, Limericks, Technology Humor, Telephone Humor | Comments Off on Putting “Thank-Yous” On Hold (Limerick)
Tuesday, November 30th, 2021
“Though it’s fine that my boyfriend is naughty,
A bit bossy and bad-ass and dotty,
His obsession with bots
Has me tied up in knots.
So I can’t tie the knot with that hottie.”
Tags: Bad Behavior, Battle of the Sexes, Bot Humor, Bot Limerick, Dating Humor, Dating Limerick, Marriage Humor, Marriage Limerick, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick, Tying The Knot
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Bawdy Limericks, Behavior & Personality, Computer Humor, Dating Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Technology Humor | Comments Off on A Knotty Issue (Limerick)
Wednesday, November 17th, 2021
Today we must honor the mouse.
Not the rodent, of course, or I’d grouse.
It’s the patent-grant day
For the mouse-gizmo. Yay!
(For a rodent, I’d rope in my spouse.)
(On Nov 17, 1970, Douglas Engelbart was granted the patent for the first computer mouse.)
Tags: Animal & Pet Humor, Computer Humor, Computer Limerick, Douglas Engelbart, Mouse Limerick, Mouse Patent, November Holidays, Odd Holidays, Patent Humor, Patent Limerick, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick
Posted in Animal & Pet Humor, Computer Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, August 3rd, 2021
A fellow, when told to reboot,
Was bewildered; this didn’t compute.
It was clear from his face,
As he bent to unlace,
That technology’s NOT his strong suit.
Tags: Boot Humor, Computer Humor, Computer Limerick, Idiom Humor, Idiom Limerick, Reboot Humor, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick, Technophobes
Posted in Computer Humor, Idiom Humor, Limericks, Technology Humor | Comments Off on Computer Confusion (Limerick)
Tuesday, July 6th, 2021
Happy “Treat Your Webmaster or Webmistress Day.” (July 6)
“Treat Your Webmaster/Webmistress Day!”
How exciting! Hip Hip and Hooray!
But wait! I’ve a plight
And can’t celebrate right:
Who’s my webmaster? I am! Oy Vey!
Tags: Computer Limerick, July Holidays, Odd Holidays, Take Your Webmaster To Lunch Day, Technology Limerick, Treat Your Webmaster Or Webmistress Day, Webmaster Humor, Webmaster Poetry, Webmistress Humor, Webmistress Poetry
Posted in Computer Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Technology Humor | Comments Off on Happy “Treat Your Webmaster or Webmistress Day?” (Limerick)
