Knackered
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A laggard was wearing a placard,
But not moving — the fellow was knackered.
His excuse was he ate
Lots of sweets on a date.
It appears he was overly snackered.
Knackered
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A laggard was wearing a placard,
But not moving — the fellow was knackered.
His excuse was he ate
Lots of sweets on a date.
It appears he was overly snackered.
Tags: Dessert Humor, Food Humor, Food Verse, Snacking Humor, Sweets
Posted in Food & Drink Humor, Limericks | Comments Off on Knackered Limerick
Poets United prompts us to write about chocolate:
Chocolate Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dear candy shop, leave out the filling.
Those rich, creamy innards ain’t thrilling.
I like choc’late that’s pure.
Milk or dark? Both allure.
Must I choose? Okay, dark gets top billing.
Update: Happy National Chocolate Day: October 28th!
Tags: Candy Humor, Chocolate Poem, Dessert Humor, Food Verse, National Chocolate Day, October Holidays, Sweets
Posted in Food & Drink Humor | 13 Comments »
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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