Lying down on the sand to get tanned
Is a pastime I NEVER have planned.
And my swim skills are grim,
Way too hard on my vim.
But long walks on non-beach-land are grand.
Happy National Beach Day! (Aug. 30)
Lying down on the sand to get tanned
Is a pastime I NEVER have planned.
And my swim skills are grim,
Way too hard on my vim.
But long walks on non-beach-land are grand.
Happy National Beach Day! (Aug. 30)
Tags: August Holidays, Beach Humor, Leisure Activities, Leisure Time Humor, National Beach Day, Odd Holidays, Recreation & Fun Humor, Sand Humor, Sun, Sun Bathing Humor, Swimming, Swimming Humor, Tanning Humor
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Leisure Time Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Recreation & Fun Humor | Comments Off on Beach Day (Limerick)
Is It Spring Yet?
By Madeleine Begun Kane
We are having a foul-weather bout—
Lots of snow, sleet, and hail—not a drought.
Cabin fever has struck,
And my husband feels stuck,
Trapped indoors, starved for sun—must go out.
Tags: Cabin Fever, Hail, Husband Humor, Indoors, March Holidays, Marriage, Outdoors, Sleet, Snow Poetry, Sun, Weather Humor
Posted in Family & Relatives Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Mental Health Humor, Outdoors Humor, Seasons Humor, Weather Humor | 6 Comments »
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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