Happy Chia Day! (March 23)
Gastric issues? Some recommend chia.
It might help; at least that’s the idea
To avoid constipation.
But measure your ration
Cuz ALSO not fun: DIARRHEA!
Happy Chia Day! (March 23)
Gastric issues? Some recommend chia.
It might help; at least that’s the idea
To avoid constipation.
But measure your ration
Cuz ALSO not fun: DIARRHEA!
Tags: Chia, Chia Day, Food Humor, Food Limerick, Gastric Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Limerick, March Holidays, National Chia Day, Odd Holidays, Stomach Humor
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