Posts Tagged ‘Spelling Limerick’
Tuesday, December 19th, 2023
Sundry word games are making me daft.
I pretend they’re improving my craft.
But I’ll play till I drop,
Though I know I should stop.
Now I’m drowning. Don’t laugh! Where’s my raft?
(Games Day falls each year on December 20th.)
Tags: Bee, Connections, Games Humor, Games Limerick, Language Humor, Language Humour, Language Limerick, New York Times Humor, Puzzles Humor, Puzzles Limerick, Spelling Bee, Spelling Humor, Spelling Humour, Spelling Limerick, Word Games, Word Usage Humor, Wordle, WordleBot
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Friday, November 24th, 2023
My dear husband will freely admit:
About spelling Mark doesn’t know shit.
Yet he speedily sees
The Bee’s pangrams with ease…
While I languish — a pangram-less twit.
Tags: Games Humor, Games Limerick, Marriage Humor, Marriage Limerick, New York Times Spelling Bee, Puzzles Limerick, Spelling Bee, Spelling Bee Humor, Spelling Limerick
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Tuesday, October 11th, 2022
“Nemonic” is tricky to spell,
And my efforts to spell it: Pell-mell!
Since my problem is chronic.
I’ve tried a “kneemonic,”
Which hurls me to memory hell.
Tags: Memory Humor, Memory Limerick, Mnemonic Humor, Mnemonic Limerick, Spelling Humor, Spelling Limerick
Posted in Language Humor, Memory Humor | Comments Off on Mnemonic Nightmare (Limerick)
Wednesday, May 4th, 2022
Frustration’s a puzzling norm
When in word games like Wordle you’re warm:
You need one letter more
And you’re pissed to the core;
You’ve guessed “story” and “stork,” but it’s “storm.”
Tags: American English, Language Humor, Language Humour, Language Limerick, New York Times Humor, Puzzles Humor, Puzzles Limerick, Spelling Humor, Spelling Humour, Spelling Limerick, Word Games, Word Usage Humor, Wordle
Posted in Games Humor, Language Humor, Limericks | Comments Off on Wordle Downers (Limerick)
Wednesday, January 12th, 2022
After encountering a colo(u)rful complaint about my new favorite word game “Wordle,” I felt compelled to write this limerick:
Some harbo(u)r a gripe against “Wordle,”
Cuz their labo(u)rs encounter a hurdle:
Just one “u” used in rumo(u)r?
This causes ill humo(u)r…
And apparently makes their blood curdle.
Tags: American English, British English, Language Humor, Language Humour, Language Limerick, Spelling Humor, Spelling Humour, Spelling Limerick, Word Games, Wordle
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Monday, September 27th, 2021
A fellow I know can’t spell “sneeze;”
Also “breezes” and “freezes” and “cheese.”
Though he always tries hard,
His spelling is marred;
Triple “e’s” make the man ill at ease.
Tags: Idiom Humor, Idiom Limerick, Language Humor, Language Limerick, Spelling, Spelling Humor, Spelling Limerick, Wordplay Humor, Wordplay Limerick
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