For some inexplicable reason, tomorrow (April 3) is World Party Day.
Large festivities aren’t my scene.
I’m a hermit, at heart, and not keen
On behavior vivacious,
Flirtatious, or gracious.
Yes, NOT being seen has its sheen.
For some inexplicable reason, tomorrow (April 3) is World Party Day.
Large festivities aren’t my scene.
I’m a hermit, at heart, and not keen
On behavior vivacious,
Flirtatious, or gracious.
Yes, NOT being seen has its sheen.
Tags: April Holidays, Hermits, Odd Holidays, Party Day, Party Humor, Party Limerick, Personality Humor, Personality Limerick, Socializing Humor
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Must I Really Leave The House? (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
I’ll agree to go out if you prod,
And I’ll hide any hint that I’m odd.
Those with whom I connect
Will never detect
The hermit behind my façade.
Tags: Hermit Humor, Socializing Humor
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Why I Rarely Go To Parties
By Madeleine Begun Kane
The minute I walked in the door,
I was trapped by a talkative bore.
Though he thought he was deep,
I was soon deep asleep.
They should bottle this guy. What a snore!
Tags: Boring People, Insomnia, Party Humor, Sleep & Insomnia Humor, Socializing Humor
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Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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