Must I Really Leave The House? (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
I’ll agree to go out if you prod,
And I’ll hide any hint that I’m odd.
Those with whom I connect
Will never detect
The hermit behind my façade.
Must I Really Leave The House? (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
I’ll agree to go out if you prod,
And I’ll hide any hint that I’m odd.
Those with whom I connect
Will never detect
The hermit behind my façade.
Tags: Hermit Humor, Socializing Humor
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Why I Rarely Go To Parties
By Madeleine Begun Kane
The minute I walked in the door,
I was trapped by a talkative bore.
Though he thought he was deep,
I was soon deep asleep.
They should bottle this guy. What a snore!
Tags: Boring People, Insomnia, Party Humor, Sleep & Insomnia Humor, Socializing Humor
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Communication Humor, Entertainment Humor, Leisure Time Humor, Limericks, Sleep & Insomnia Humor | Comments Off on Why I Rarely Go To Parties
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
You can email her at madkane@madkane.com, visit her political humor blog, or stop by her home page.
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