If you long to avoid Twitter’s knaves,
Its competitor, Bluesky, gets raves!
Countless sane folks have fled
Elon’s X and instead
Have joined Bluesky — now one of my faves.
Posts Tagged ‘Social Media Limerick’
NOT Blue About Bluesky (Limerick)
Sunday, November 17th, 2024Tags: Bluesky, Computer Limerick, Elon Musk, Elon Musk Humor, Social Media, Social Media Limerick, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick, Twitter
Posted in Computer Humor, Limericks, Social Media Humor, Technology Humor, Twitter Humor | No Comments »
Dear FB Friend-Requester (Limerick)
Friday, November 8th, 2024To the “doctor” who wants to be pals:
All your “follows” on Facebook are gals.
Plus “your” pics look too dishy.
Both factors seem fishy.
Go phish in some other locales!
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Facebook Humor, Facebook Limerick, Friendship, Social Media, Social Media Limerick, Social Media Poetry
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Computer Humor, Facebook Humor, Friendship Humor, Social Media Humor | No Comments »
Dear Facebook Friend-Requester (Limerick)
Thursday, August 15th, 2024I’m amazingly popular with “male” bot “surgeons.” (Also “generals.”) Hence this limerick:
My dear friend-request sender, I vet
All such queries. The answer is NYET!
Why my thundering NO?
Cuz I’d bet lots of dough
That your Doc-Surgeon bio’s all wet!
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Facebook Humor, Facebook Limerick, Friendship, Social Media, Social Media Limerick, Social Media Poetry
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Prank Gone Wrong (2-Verse Limerick)
Tuesday, July 11th, 2023An illustrious author named Frank
Said “I’ll stop writing books” as a prank.
Many fans called him “Quitter,”
Strew hate-posts on Twitter
And Threads, wished him dead, said he stank.“You flamers should all be ashamed!
I was joking,” Frank quickly proclaimed.
“But because of your bitching,
Right now I am switching
My genre. And YOU shall be blamed!”
Tags: Authors Humor, Books Humor, Fans, Flamers, Pranks Limerick, Social Media Humor, Social Media Limerick, Social Media Poetry, Threads, Trolls
Posted in Authors & Playwrights, Limericks, Social Media Humor, Twitter Humor, Writing & Publishing Humor | Comments Off on Prank Gone Wrong (2-Verse Limerick)
Limerick Ode To Mastodon (or whatever I’m supposed to call it)
Friday, November 18th, 2022I am just getting used to this place,
And it seems like a welcoming space.
Though I feel like a pup,
I am glad I signed up.
Can I ace it? I’d settle for grace.
Tags: Mastodon Humor, Mastodon Limerick, Social Media, Social Media Humor, Social Media Limerick, Social Media Poetry
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Wrongfully Accused! (Limerick)
Friday, August 5th, 2022A couple of years ago, I started posting my limericks on Facebook in image form. To ensure that, if they were shared, my authorship was clear, I’d include a copyright notice and my site’s URL in NON-CLICKABLE form. And, until a couple of weeks ago, this has worked out fine.
What happened a couple of weeks ago? A Wordle-related group, where I’d post the very occasional Wordle-related limerick (which its members seemed to enjoy) suspended me. Apparently, having a NON-clickable URL in an image makes me a spammer. Hence this limerick:
I’m pissed off at a group! Its contention
Is I warrant a spam-rule suspension.
My offense? Each verse pic
Has a link you can’t click,
Whose purpose is lim-theft prevention.
Tags: Facebook Humor, Facebook Limerick, Social Media Humor, Social Media Limerick, Spam Humor, Spam Limerick
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NOT Celebrating World Emoji Day (Limerick)
Sunday, July 17th, 2022I’ll admit it: Emojis confuse me.
If you post one, you’re likely to lose me,
For I stare at them blankly.
I tell you this frankly:
Nix pics! Only words can amuse me.
(July 17th is World Emoji Day.)
Tags: Communication Humor, Communication Limericks, Emoji Humor, Emoji Limericks, July Holidays, Odd Holidays, Social Media Humor, Social Media Limerick
Posted in Communication Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Social Media Humor | 1 Comment »
Facebook Gripes (Limerick)
Monday, March 7th, 2022While on Facebook, folks often complain
About comments that drive them insane.
If you’re truly annoyed,
They’re a breeze to avoid:
“Unfollowing” blocks all that pain.
Tags: Advice Humor, Advice Limerick, Computer Limerick, Facebook, Facebook Humor, Facebook Limerick, Social Media Humor, Social Media Limerick, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick
Posted in Advice Humor & Poems, Computer Humor, Facebook Humor, Limericks, Social Media Humor, Technology Humor | 1 Comment »
Humor Disharmony (Limerick)
Friday, September 10th, 2021NOTE: While the last line of this limerick is true, it’s NOT a plea for sympathy. My real purpose in writing it was to play with the idiom “fall flat.”
My wisecrack failed right off the bat.
Not one “like!” Not one “LOL!” That was that!
’Twas a musical jest,
But I guess, not my best.
I feel low when my humor falls flat.
Tags: Facebook Humor, Facebook Limerick, Idiom Humor, Idiom Limerick, Language Humor, Language Limerick, Music Humor & Verse, Music Limerick, Social Media Humor, Social Media Limerick
Posted in Facebook Humor, Idiom Humor, Jokes & One-Liners, Language Humor, Music Humor & Verse, Music Poems, Social Media Humor, Wordplay | Comments Off on Humor Disharmony (Limerick)
Facebook Outage Panic (Limerick)
Monday, November 12th, 2018When Facebook is down, people panic
And often become rather manic.
Some report it to Twitter,
Whose regulars titter
At our Facebook addiction Satanic.
Tags: Facebook, Facebook Humor, Facebook Limerick, Facebook Outage, Facebook Outage Humor, FacebookDown, Social Media, Social Media Humor, Social Media Limerick
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