Happy World Snake Day! (July 16)
A man was beginning to grasp
The danger of bites from an asp.
A thought bubble snaked
Through his brainwaves half-baked:
“Pet asp? I’m an ass!” — his last gasp!
Happy World Snake Day! (July 16)
A man was beginning to grasp
The danger of bites from an asp.
A thought bubble snaked
Through his brainwaves half-baked:
“Pet asp? I’m an ass!” — his last gasp!
Tags: Animal Verse, July Holidays, Odd Holidays, Reptiles, Snake Limericks, Snakes
Posted in Animal & Pet Humor, Holiday Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays | 3 Comments »
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
You can email her at madkane@madkane.com, visit her political humor blog, or stop by her home page.
MAD KANE'S HUMOR BLOG is ©
Madeleine Begun Kane
Entries (RSS)
and Comments (RSS).