Posts Tagged ‘Smell Humor’
Sunday, November 24th, 2024
After learning that today is National Sardines Day, I felt compelled to pen this limerick:
How I loathe the vile smell of sardines.
It’s far worse than the farts caused by beans.
When my spouse grabs a can
Of those critters… oh, man,
I must flee, lest I sully my jeans.
Tags: Food Humor, Food Limerick, Marriage Humor, Sardines, Sardines Humor, Sardines Limerick, Smell Humor, Smell Limerick
Posted in Clothing Humor, Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Odd Holidays, Smell Humor | No Comments »
Tuesday, February 27th, 2024
The foul smell of a burning cigar
Is so dreadful, it’s something I’d bar
(If I could) ev’rywhere
It’s still legal. So there!
Now you know what I’d do, were I czar.
(National Cigar Day falls each year on February 27.)
Tags: Cigar Day, February Holidays, National Cigar Day, Odd Holidays, Odor Humor, Odor Limerick, Smell Humor, Smell Limerick, Smoking Humor, Smoking Limerick
Posted in Limericks, Odd Holidays, Smell Humor, Smoking Humor | Comments Off on Just In Time For “Cigar Day” (Limerick)
Friday, February 17th, 2023
A bride, who’d worn too much perfume,
Made folks fume in the small chapel room.
The essence was floral.
Its strength caused a quarrel.
And that’s how the bride lost her groom.
Tags: Fragrance Humor, Fragrance Limerick, Perfume Humor, Perfume Limerick, Smell Humor, Smell Limerick, Wedding Humor, Wedding Limerick
Posted in Limericks, Marriage Humor, Smell Humor | Comments Off on Flagrantly Fragrant Limerick
Saturday, April 30th, 2016
I follow the smells where they lead me.
“I want you,” I cry. They don’t heed me.
Then my senses all quicken;
It’s barbecue chicken!
How I long to say, “Neighbors, please feed me.”
Happy National Sense Of Smell Day! (last Saturday of April)
Tags: April Holidays, Barbecue, Chicken Humor, Food Humor, Food Verse, Odd Holidays, Sense Of Smell Day, Smell Humor
Posted in Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Smell Humor | Comments Off on The Nose Knows (Limerick)
Monday, March 21st, 2016
It’s essential to celebrate smells–
Just the good ones, of course; Nothing quells
A good mood like a stink,
Which might possibly shrink
The terrain where your fella’s brain dwells.
Happy National Fragrance Day! (March 21)
Tags: Bawdy Humor, Fragrance Day, Fragrance Humor, March Holidays, National Fragrance Day, Odd Holidays, Smell Humor
Posted in Bawdy Limericks, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Smell Humor | Comments Off on An Essential Holiday (Limerick)
Saturday, June 14th, 2014
This Invention Doesn’t Pass The Smell Test (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
I’m vexed and a little perplexed
By the concept of smells sent by text.
I do not mean to vent,
But don’t send me a scent,
Or our friendship is apt to be exed.
(Harvard engineering professor David Edwards and co-inventor Rachel Fields have invented an aromatic mobile messaging device called an oPhone that sends and receives scents.)
Tags: Aroma Limerick, Communication Humor, Computer Humor, David Edwards, Friendship, Inventions Poem, Mobile Messaging, OPhone, OSnap, Rachel Fields, Scents, Smell Humor, Technology Humor, Text Messaging, Texting
Posted in Communication Humor, Computer Humor, Friendship Humor, Inventions Humor, Limericks, Smell Humor, Technology Humor | 14 Comments »
