Flutist misses cue.
Conductor settles the score.
Time to face music.
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Botoxified face,
once intelligent with age,
now frozen wasteland.
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(Face prompt from Theme Thursday)
Posts Tagged ‘Seniors Humor’
Face Time (Haiku)
Thursday, April 7th, 2011Limerick Ode To a Vigorous Old Lady
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011Limerick Ode To A Vigorous Old Lady
By Madeleine Begun Kane
An old grandma with spring in her walk
Moved so quickly that people would gawk.
When asked if a gym
Was the source of her vim
She said, “No — Jim, Kim, Henry and Hawk.”
(Posted at this spring prompt and at Poetic Asides’ spring prompt.)
UPDATE: July 23 is Gorgeous Grandma Day.
Aging Musically (Haiku)
Saturday, March 12th, 2011Nursing nostalgia,
the tribute bands play covers —
relive what wasn’t.
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The injured cellist,
forced to bow out of concerts,
retires her bow.
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The big bands play swing —
old couples dance joyously,
then reclaim their canes.
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Three childhood friendships —
treasured, instrumental —
piano, oboe, flute.
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(The first haiku was inspired by Writer’s Island’s tribute theme. The fourth haiku was inspired by Monday Memories’ friendship theme.)
Secret Cache
Saturday, March 5th, 2011Secret Cache
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A fellow had a secret cache
of coins and stamps and gold.
He planned to sell it off one day
when he became quite old.
That time did come for him at last—
age ninety-three or more.
Alas, he’d thrown his cache box out—
forgot what it was for.
(You can find more of my bad memory humor here. And check out the secret prompt over at Writer’s Island)
