A fellow was given the slip
By a woman aboard a large ship.
He’d thought her his mate —
His ocean trip fate —
But he never had time to unzip.
Happy World Oceans Day! (June 8)
A fellow was given the slip
By a woman aboard a large ship.
He’d thought her his mate —
His ocean trip fate —
But he never had time to unzip.
Happy World Oceans Day! (June 8)
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Bawdy Humor, June Holidays, Maritime Humor, Ocean Humor, Ocean Travel Humor, Odd Holidays, Sea Humor, Sea Travel Limerick
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A limerick about the ups and downs of going to sea, just in time for National Maritime Day:
A queasy man, drawn to the sea,
Being lured by its lore made a plea:
“I’ve an ocean trip notion,
But all of that motion!
Please doc, keep me mal de mer-free.”
Tags: Health Limericks, Mal De Mer Humor, Maritime Humor, May Holidays, National Maritime Day, Nausea Humor, Ocean Travel Humor, Odd Holidays, Sea Sickness Humor, Sea Travel Limerick, Seafaring Humor
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A limerick about going to sea, just in time for National Maritime Day:
A Seafarer Returns (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A fellow returned from the sea
And was greeted by tears from mate Leigh.
“I missed you,” she moaned.
“I sure wish you had phoned,
Cuz your absence seemed fishy to me.”
UPDATE: June 25 is the Day of the Seafarer.
Tags: Day Of The Seafarer, June Holidays, Maritime Humor, May Holidays, National Maritime Day, Ocean Travel Humor, Odd Holidays, Sea Travel Limerick, Seafaring Humor
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Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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