Posts Tagged ‘Sarcasm Humor’

Commanding and Demanding (Haiku Quintet)

Thursday, March 17th, 2011

Designing programs
for software business clients —
command performance.

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Military gifts
like General Patton’s patch —
commanding presents.

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Want satisfaction
when your weapon’s sarcasm?
Pick a smart target.

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An unrooted soul
steps on the joy of others
and roots for failure.

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Meaningful haiku
that’s smart, breezy, yet mellow —
ticklish challenge.

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(Haiku Heights commands prompts us to write haiku using the word command; One Single Impression wants us to be sarcastic; Sensational Haiku Wednesday roots for us to write haiku; and Three Word Wednesday prompts us to use breeze, mellow, and tickle in one fell swoop.)