Posts Tagged ‘Relationship Limerick’
Wednesday, May 15th, 2024
“Stop the punning! I’m begging you, hon.
It’s not normal to constantly pun.
You’re driving me nuts!
No ifs, ands, or buts!”
The rejoinder: “Butt out, or we’re done!”
Tags: Punning Humor, Punning Limerick, Relationship Humor, Relationship Limerick, Wordplay Humor, Wordplay Limerick
Posted in Language Humor, Limericks, Relationship Humor, Wordplay | Comments Off on Undone By Punning? (Limerick)
Saturday, April 27th, 2024
“Tell me, why are you dating that bum?”
Said a gal to her strict-vegan chum.
“Yes, that fellow’s no saint,
But the man sure can paint!
Plus the guy has a very green thumb.”
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Dating Humor, Dating Limerick, Food Humor, Food Limerick, Green Thumb, Relationship Humor, Relationship Limerick, Vegan Humor, Vegan Limerick, Vegetable Humor, Vegetable Limerick
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Dating Humor, Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Relationship Humor | Comments Off on Bad Taste? (Limerick)
Sunday, April 23rd, 2023
Delores and Bill, once an item,
Had a fight. Now she won’t even write ’im
A text saying “hi,”
Or an angry “GOODBYE!”
She explains: “Can’t abide him, so BITE ’IM!”
Tags: Battle of Sexes, Battle of the Sexes, Dating Humor, Dating Limerick, Dating Poem, Relationship Humor, Relationship Limerick
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Dating Humor, Limericks, Relationship Humor | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, April 27th, 2022
The aptly named newlywed, Dick,
Refers to his bride as a “chick”
And never extols her.
He boasts he “controls her”
By using “both carat and stick.”
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Idiom Humor, Idiom Limerick, Marriage Humor, Marriage Limerick, Relationship Humor, Relationship Limerick
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Family & Relatives Humor, Idiom Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Relationship Humor | Comments Off on A Dickish Limerick
Saturday, November 20th, 2021
“Wet clothes in the hamper? That’s foul!”
Said a gal to her spouse, with a scowl.
“What is wrong with you men!?
If you do it again,
I’ll divorce you and throw in the towel.”
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Clothes Humor, Clothes Limerick, Clothing Limerick, Cothing Humor, Divorce Humor, Divorce Limerick, Hamper Humor, Hamper Limerick, Idiom Humor, Idiom Limerick, Laundry Humor, Laundry Limerick, Marriage Humor, Marriage Limerick, Relationship Humor, Relationship Limerick, Relatives Humor, Relatives Limerick
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Clothing Humor, Idiom Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Relationship Humor | Comments Off on A Hampered Relationship (Limerick)
Monday, March 11th, 2013
I’m celebrating National Worship Of Tools Day (March 11th) with this limerick:
Happy Worship Of Tools Day (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
“If only I had the right tool!”
That’s my husband’s pet phrase, as a rule,
Fueled by trying a fix
With his personal mix
Of chewing gum, tape, and some drool.
Tags: Home Repair Humor, House Repairs, Household tools, Husband Humor, March Holidays, Marriage Humor, Odd Holidays, Relationship Limerick, Spousal Humor, Spouse Limerick, Tools Limerick, Worship Of Tools Day
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Chores Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, House & Home Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Odd Holidays, Relationship Humor | Comments Off on Happy “Worship Of Tools Day” (Limerick)
