It’s “Send Your Man Nudes Day.” Oy Vey!
Will I celebrate THAT one? No way!
I’m too old for that stuff,
So no pics in the buff!
I’ll forgo risking cyber-display.
Send Your Man Nudes Day falls on April 22 each year.
It’s “Send Your Man Nudes Day.” Oy Vey!
Will I celebrate THAT one? No way!
I’m too old for that stuff,
So no pics in the buff!
I’ll forgo risking cyber-display.
Send Your Man Nudes Day falls on April 22 each year.
Tags: April Holidays, Bawdy Humor, Nude Humor, Nude Photos, Nude Pics, Odd Holidays, Posing Nude, Send Your Man Nudes Day
Posted in Aging Humor & Verse, Bawdy Limericks, Behavior & Personality, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Personal, Physical Appearance | Comments Off on A Good Holiday To Skip (Limerick)
Limerick Poseur
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A guy who was quite over-sexed
Stood posing, his muscles all flexed.
With eyes that undressed him
She stared, then assessed him:
“You’ve got to be kidding! Who’s next?”
Tags: Bawdy Humor, Embarrassing Experiences, Naughty Limericks, Oversexed, Physical Appearance, Posing Nude
Posted in Bawdy Limericks, Light Verse, Limericks, Physical Appearance | 6 Comments »
It’s time for another Limerick-Off. I hope you’ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line:
A naked young woman named May…
Here’s mine:
Naked Verse
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A naked young woman named May
Posed for art classes nude ev’ry day.
She enjoyed being sketched
And liked sculpture, but kvetched
Herself hoarse posing naked on hay.
Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you’re on Facebook, I hope you’ll join my friends in that same activity in my Facebook Limerick-Off post.
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Tags: Art Humor, Art School, Education & School Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Posing Nude, Sculpture, Sketching, Writing Prompts
Posted in Art Humor / Verse, Creativity Verse, Education & School Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts | 30 Comments »
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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