Posts Tagged ‘Personality Limerick’

Marriage Advice (Limerick)

Saturday, July 29th, 2023

“Don’t marry that man: He’s a worm,
And a wiseass, a sneak, and a germ,
An incompetent crook,
And a sniveling schnook,
As most of his bookies confirm.”

The Charmer (Limerick)

Monday, June 5th, 2023

A woman who’s bubbly and charming,
With a manner that’s outright disarming,
Will never take guff.
She’s surprisingly tough
And her bearing, when armed, is alarming.