For some inexplicable reason, tomorrow (April 3) is World Party Day.
Large festivities aren’t my scene.
I’m a hermit, at heart, and not keen
On behavior vivacious,
Flirtatious, or gracious.
Yes, NOT being seen has its sheen.
For some inexplicable reason, tomorrow (April 3) is World Party Day.
Large festivities aren’t my scene.
I’m a hermit, at heart, and not keen
On behavior vivacious,
Flirtatious, or gracious.
Yes, NOT being seen has its sheen.
Tags: April Holidays, Hermits, Odd Holidays, Party Day, Party Humor, Party Limerick, Personality Humor, Personality Limerick, Socializing Humor
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Limericks, Odd Holidays | No Comments »
An old boor who believes that he’s hot
Is considered decidedly NOT.
He’s called “too cool for school”
And an “arrogant fool
With less charm than your average bot.”
Tags: Behavior Humor, Behavior Limerick, Boors Humor, Boors Limerick, Personality Humor, Personality Limerick, Personality Verse
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Idiom Humor, Limericks | No Comments »
“Don’t marry that man: He’s a worm,
And a wiseass, a sneak, and a germ,
An incompetent crook,
And a sniveling schnook,
As most of his bookies confirm.”
Tags: Advice Humor, Advice Limerick, Behavior Humor, Behavior Limerick, Marriage Humor, Marriage Limerick, Personality Humor, Personality Limerick
Posted in Advice Humor & Poems, Behavior & Personality, Limericks, Marriage Humor | Comments Off on Marriage Advice (Limerick)
A woman who’s bubbly and charming,
With a manner that’s outright disarming,
Will never take guff.
She’s surprisingly tough
And her bearing, when armed, is alarming.
Tags: Charm Humor, Gun Humor, Gun Limerick, Personality Humor, Personality Limerick
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Guns & Safety Humor, Limericks | 1 Comment »
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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