Posts Tagged ‘Parenting Limerick’
Sunday, May 12th, 2024
“You are so out of touch,” said the teen
To his mother, “and also you’re mean!”
“I do not like your tone,”
She said, seizing his phone.
“And now YOU’RE out of touch. No more screen!”
Tags: Communication Humor, Communication Limerick, Holiday Humor, Holiday Limerick, Mothers Day Humor, Mothers Day Limerick, Parenting Humor, Parenting Limerick, Phone Humor, Phone Limerick, Smart Phone Humor, Smart Phone Limerick, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick, Telephone Humor, Telephone Limerick, Telephone Verse
Posted in Children Humor, Communication Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Holiday Humor, Internet Humor, Limericks, Mothers & Fathers Humor, Parenting Humor, Technology Humor, Telephone Humor | 2 Comments »
Wednesday, February 15th, 2023
A young girl had twin sisters, thirteen,
And, alas, both were older and mean.
When she tried tit for tat,
Parents called her a “brat.”
The poor tween was betwixt and between.
Tags: Children Humor, Children Limerick, Parenting Humor, Parenting Limerick, Siblings Humor, Siblings Limerick, Sisters Humor, Sisters Limerick
Posted in Children Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Limericks, Parenting Humor | Comments Off on A Youngster’s Quandary (Limerick)
Friday, August 5th, 2022
When a gal switched her major to art,
Her parents’ responses were tart:
“Paying bills is a bitch,
So you’d best marry rich.”
“Are you planning to clerk at the mart?”
Tags: Art Humor, Art Limerick, Career Humor, Career Limerick, Education & School Humor, Education Limerick, Marriage Humor, Marriage Limerick, Money & Finance Humor, Money Limerick, Parenting Humor, Parenting Limerick
Posted in Art Humor / Verse, Education & School Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Workplace & Career Humor | 1 Comment »
Thursday, April 7th, 2022
A young gal grabbed her daughter to scold ’er:
“You should know better, now that you’re older.
Throwing snack food is rude,
Also wasteful and crude,”
Said the mom with a chip on her shoulder.
Tags: Badly Behaved Children, Child Humor, Food Humor, Food Limerick, Idiom Humor, Idiom Limerick, Parenting Humor, Parenting Limerick, Snack Food Humor
Posted in Children Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Food & Drink Humor, Idiom Humor, Language Humor, Limericks, Mothers & Fathers Humor, Parenting Humor | Comments Off on Snack Food Grievance (Limerick)
Saturday, December 4th, 2021
“Our son has a terrible vice;
He’s a gambler and not very nice.
When we tell him to stop,
He says, ‘Mother and Pop,
All my cards on the table: No dice!'”
(December 4 is “National Dice Day.”)
Tags: Card Humor, Card Sharks, December Holidays, Dice Humor, Gambling Humor, Gambling Limerick, Gambling Verse, Gaming Poem, National Dice Day, Odd Holidays, Parenting Humor, Parenting Limerick, Poker
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Gambling & Gaming Humor, Games Humor, Leisure Time Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Odd Holidays, Parenting Humor, Recreation & Fun Humor, Relationship Haiku | Comments Off on A Limerick Ode To Dice
