A convivial fellow from France
Took the stage and performed a short dance.
He was graceful and masked.
“Did you like it?” he asked.
Though most clapped, I said, “Next time, wear pants!”
Happy “International Dance Day!” (April 29th each year)
A convivial fellow from France
Took the stage and performed a short dance.
He was graceful and masked.
“Did you like it?” he asked.
Though most clapped, I said, “Next time, wear pants!”
Happy “International Dance Day!” (April 29th each year)
Tags: April Holidays, Bawdy Humor, Bawdy Limerick, Dance Humor, Dance Limerick, Dancing, Dancing Humor, Dancing Limerick, Naked Humor, Naked Limerick, Nude Humor, Nude Limerick, Odd Holidays
Posted in Bawdy Limericks, Behavior & Personality, Dance Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on The Dancer (Limerick)
It’s “Send Your Man Nudes Day.” Oy Vey!
Will I celebrate THAT one? No way!
I’m too old for that stuff,
So no pics in the buff!
I’ll forgo risking cyber-display.
Send Your Man Nudes Day falls on April 22 each year.
Tags: April Holidays, Bawdy Humor, Nude Humor, Nude Photos, Nude Pics, Odd Holidays, Posing Nude, Send Your Man Nudes Day
Posted in Aging Humor & Verse, Bawdy Limericks, Behavior & Personality, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Personal, Physical Appearance | Comments Off on A Good Holiday To Skip (Limerick)
Limerick Ode To “Nude Day”
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A gal likes to publicly doff
All her clothing, then pose to show off.
“It’s a strip search time-saver
I did you a favor,”
When jailed, she’ll transparently scoff.
Tags: Bawdy Humor, Clothing Humor, Crime & Punishment Humor, International Nude Day, July Holidays, Law Humor, Legal Limerick, Naked Limerick, National Nude Day, Nude Day, Nude Humor, Odd Holidays, World Nude Day
Posted in Bawdy Limericks, Behavior & Personality, Clothing Humor, Crime & Punishment Humor, Fashion Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Leisure Time Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on Happy “Nude Day!” (July 14)
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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